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Post  nympho Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:01 am

how do i get antheas to kiss me jesus christ

hes coming to my house for some movies on saturday and
any ideas???
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Post  BlondeThinking Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:37 am


Obviously get a horror movie. Act scared, and he'll comfort.
And the chances of you two kissing go up.
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:43 am

Kiss him first!
Or just lean in a little bit, and he'll lean in too and kiss you.
Or, "KISS ME DAMMIT!"
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Post  StormySpace Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:08 pm

Poop on his chest. Dudes dig that.


Nah, just lean in, he'll know wat to do.
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:14 pm

Has
he
kissed
you
yet
?
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Post  BlondeThinking Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:33 pm

ReneeLisaaa wrote:Has
he
kissed
you
yet
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Post  StormySpace Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:42 am

Ill have you know that if you kiss a guy you WILL get pregnant and die.
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Post  nympho Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:53 am

StormySpace wrote:Ill have you know that if you kiss a guy you WILL get pregnant and die.

i'm willing to risk it.
on saturday. its our monthaversary~!
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:48 pm

nympho wrote:
StormySpace wrote:Ill have you know that if you kiss a guy you WILL get pregnant and die.

i'm willing to risk it.
on saturday. its our monthaversary~!
Or you'll K-L-A-M-I-D-I-A
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Post  nympho Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:13 am

we did it kids

we climbed this whole mountain
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:39 pm

nympho wrote:we did it kids

we climbed this whole mountain
It is about bloody time.
I assume we're talking about the same thing? You guys had one cute kiss or a make-out sesh or...?
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Post  nympho Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:09 pm

ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:we did it kids

we climbed this whole mountain
It is about bloody time.
I assume we're talking about the same thing? You guys had one cute kiss or a make-out sesh or...?


no makeout its only been like a month omg
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Post  BlondeThinking Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:22 am

nympho wrote:we did it kids

we climbed this whole mountain
Congratulations!
Here's some 'The Office" gifs to celebrate...
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:06 pm

nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:we did it kids

we climbed this whole mountain
It is about bloody time.
I assume we're talking about the same thing? You guys had one cute kiss or a make-out sesh or...?


no makeout its only been like a month omg
Oh... okay. Well...


Um... those gifs are hilarious.
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Post  nympho Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:46 pm

and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:33 pm

nympho wrote:and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
omg that's amazing
I'm scared of what his parents will think of me when I meet them longer than 2 minutes.
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Post  nympho Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:04 am

ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
omg that's amazing
I'm scared of what his parents will think of me when I meet them longer than 2 minutes.

yesterday i was repeatedly wrecking his twin brother at dinner and his mum backed me up
the dad just listened but at one point he spat out his drink from laughter omfg i love these guys

also
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its not very flattering but omfg
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:36 am

nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
omg that's amazing
I'm scared of what his parents will think of me when I meet them longer than 2 minutes.

yesterday i was repeatedly wrecking his twin brother at dinner and his mum backed me up
the dad just listened but at one point he spat out his drink from laughter omfg i love these guys

also
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its not very flattering but omfg
omg
the seediness
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Post  nympho Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:47 pm

ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
omg that's amazing
I'm scared of what his parents will think of me when I meet them longer than 2 minutes.

yesterday i was repeatedly wrecking his twin brother at dinner and his mum backed me up
the dad just listened but at one point he spat out his drink from laughter omfg i love these guys

also
advice pls 3734_3429843443349_1751536159_n

its not very flattering but omfg
omg
the seediness

'somebodys gettin felt up tonight
hint: its you'
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:47 pm

nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:
nympho wrote:and today i met his family god damn it i wish i was one of them they are fucking cool
i mean i knew his brothers before bt his parents omfg they are some COOL old people
omg that's amazing
I'm scared of what his parents will think of me when I meet them longer than 2 minutes.

yesterday i was repeatedly wrecking his twin brother at dinner and his mum backed me up
the dad just listened but at one point he spat out his drink from laughter omfg i love these guys

also
advice pls 3734_3429843443349_1751536159_n

its not very flattering but omfg
omg
the seediness

'somebodys gettin felt up tonight
hint: its you'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post  nympho Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:00 pm

i did feel him though and et me tell you he has hella muscle
and he says hes out of shape
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:45 pm

I HATE when people say that. Like ohhhh myyyyy goddddd
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Post  nympho Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:49 pm

ReneeLisaaa wrote:I HATE when people say that. Like ohhhh myyyyy goddddd

i got so pissed like
'bitch where did those abs come from if you dont work out'

his twin brother does work out but hes like super skinny it doesnt make seNSE
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Post  ReneeLisaaa Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:53 am

nympho wrote:
ReneeLisaaa wrote:I HATE when people say that. Like ohhhh myyyyy goddddd

i got so pissed like
'bitch where did those abs come from if you dont work out'

his twin brother does work out but hes like super skinny it doesnt make seNSE
Josh does that too, he's all six-pack and stuff (and there's me, potato shaped) and then says "I'm so out of shape."
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